March in Montana...WHAT????!

I'll probably get throttled my Montanans for letting this out...but I wanted to share with you the carefully hidden secret Motnanan's don't want the rest of the country to know. But first, here's some of Jeff Foxworthy's wisdom on Montana (all true!)

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord,
You might live in Montana.

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in Montana.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Montana.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead,
You might live in Montana.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Montana.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in Montana.

If you know how to correctly pronounce Butte,
You might live in Montana.

If you measure distance in hours,
You might live in Montana.

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in Montana.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in Montana.

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Montana.

If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,
You might live in Montana.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them,
You might live in Montana.

If you drive 150 miles round trip to go to WalMart and think nothing of it,
You might live in Montana.
If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time,
You might live in Montana.

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on opening day of deer season,
You might live in Montana.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Montana.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction,
You might live in Montana.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your cottonwood,
You might live in Montana.

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,
You might live in Montana.

If you find 0 degrees a little chilly,
You might live in Montana.


Then of course there is:
If the recycle value of the beer cans in the back of the pickup are worth more than the pickup itself ...
Oh wait...isn't that Georgia??? Well, some things are universal....LOL!!

Okay so here are picture of big bad Montana, taken yesterday...March 7th, 2011

Yep...better stay away...its pretty bad here in the winter...LOL!!